octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

(Source: youtubeofficial)

When someone asks if my niece is my kid

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…
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tastefullyoffensive:

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questionableadvice:

~ Montgomery Wards, 1969

questionableadvice:

~ Montgomery Wards, 1969

thatsmoderatelyraven:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

or you could use a calculator 

(Source: yodiscrepo)

aftercollege-com:

Hmmmm. When “follow your passion” is not the best job advice.

aftercollege-com:

Hmmmm. When “follow your passion” is not the best job advice.

(Source: bricesander)

thefrogman:

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thefrogman:

[video]

(Source: mavipanjurluevde)

luxuryuncovered:

We’re welcoming the first-ever Lincoln MKC to the world with Matthew McConaughey. Sometimes you’ve got to go back to actually move forward

Click here to learn more. #InTheMoment

luxuryuncovered:

We’re welcoming the first-ever Lincoln MKC to the world with Matthew McConaughey. Sometimes you’ve got to go back to actually move forward

Click here to learn more. #InTheMoment

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gettingup-fallingdown:

Liana made some little chronic illness slogan graphics that she thought might be helpful for people who have such illnesses to have on standby for facebook/tumblr/etc, or to print out to hand to people when explaining to yet another person is just too much!

(Source: head-in-my-heart1129)

Tulip fields in the Netherlands

(Source: aknightintarnishedarmour)

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

Lopado­­temacho­­selacho­­galeo­­kranio­­leipsano­­drim­­hypo­­trimmato­­silphio­­parao­­melito­­katakechy­­meno­­kichl­­epi­­kossypho­­phatto­­perister­­alektryon­­opte­­kephallio­­kigklo­­peleio­­lagoio­­siraio­­baphe­­tragano­­pterygon

Lopado­­temacho­­selacho­­galeo­­kranio­­leipsano­­drim­­hypo­­trimmato­­silphio­­parao­­melito­­katakechy­­meno­­kichl­­epi­­kossypho­­phatto­­perister­­alektryon­­opte­­kephallio­­kigklo­­peleio­­lagoio­­siraio­­baphe­­tragano­­pterygon (translated here) was used by Aristophanes in Assemblywomen and is a fictional food composed of the following ingredients: 

  1. fish slices
  2. fish of the elasmobranchii subclass (a shark or ray)
  3. rotted dogfish or small shark’s head
  4. generally sharp-tasting dish of several ingredients grated and pounded together
  5. silphion “laserwort”, apparently a kind of giant fennel
  6. a kind of crab, shrimp, or crayfish
  7. honey poured down
  8. wrasse (or thrush)
  9. a kind of sea fish or blackbird as topping
  10. wood pigeon
  11. domestic pigeon
  12. chicken
  13. roasted head of dabchick
  14. hare, which could be a kind of bird or a kind of sea hare
  15. new wine boiled down
  16. wing and/or fin

now you know two things, a ridiculously long word and a new recipe.

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